JONBENET IS THE SHIT

Fifteen years ago today was sadly JonBenet’s last day with us.  I am picturing that this was her face when her capturer quietly removed her from her bed, killed her, and laid her gently in a place her father could find her.  Let’s use this Christmas day to remember our poor little girl and reflect on her short life.  Now that I am a famous JBR blogger (as mentioned on a Denver news-site), I feel that it is my responsibility to speak for JonnieB.  If she were here today she would tell her father that it is extremely creepy and suspicious to date Natalee Holloway’s mother, that the people currently residing her home should donate it to the author of this blog, that Burke should make his Facebook more accessible and to her mother, Patsy, “bai khunt”.  So on this very day as many of you are celebrating with family and friends, eating rich and plentiful dinners, opening a wealth of fabulous gifts, to remember JonBenet and take a stand against bitchy, crazy parents who may or may not want to rid of their children.

My beautiful JonBenet Ramsey would be turning 21 today, had she not been murdered in her own home.  Today is a day to reflect on little JonBenet’s life, how she was the perfect beauty queen, and how last night and tonight she would be taking ridiculous amounts of shots to bring in her birthday.  If her parents did not torture her, cut her life short, pretend to be a foreign faction, our beauty and angel would be gracing our presence still.  It is unforgivable and unforgettable, and hopefully today Jon Ramsey is seeing that.  I also have hopes that today, JonBenet’s brothers and sister and drinking in her honor.  JBR may your soul fly high, your dreams stay true, and make sure you keep Patsy out of heaven.  Love you baby girl.

so glad john got a vasectomy and can no longer produce children that could potentially be killed~~

this is what jonbenet’s house looked like at the time of the crime and i can confidently say it looks the same now.  so magical and dangerous.  i love the land of jonnieB*

the fact that my home is in the same vicinity of jonbenet’s and i will be there in less than 24 hours weirdly excites me.  maybe i’ll run into her?! jk <3 rest in p

this face would be so milk carton worthy 

patsy left her cords and paintbrush at home so she thought she’d use her hands

this would be jonbenet if she was on the jersey shore (because she is tan)

if jonnieb were around today, she’d probably look like this.  which sucks because she probably would be kicked out of pageantry for her face.  

going to sleep…jonbenet would be sleeping there right now if our precious angel wasn’t taken from us